These are true ……..
…and as for the people who said them……..
…………you know who you are”!!!
I’m just checking on flights, so how far are you from Amsterdam?
I dont know why they dont just move the capital city to Birmingham - the Queen lives there anyway. (this person is English!)
Did you know that in Norway, the sun shines for the whole of one week and then its dark for the whole of the next week - all year round. (I swear this is true - and they guy comes from the north of Europe!)
I can’t make a stir fry, you dont have the right ingredients.
Do you do airport pickups? (thats a 12 hours round trip!)
I couldn’t find The Guardian so I brought you The Sun.
So who’s the King of Ireland? (before you ask - this person is English!)